When you spot a cutie at a bar, what do you do? a. I check to see how sweaty my palms are. b. I force my friend to go over and make introductions. c. I send a drink over with my compliments. d. I don't have to do a damn thing -- they always come to me. How long does it take to get to first base? a. Usually on the first date. b. Never…well, unless they are working a kissing booth or are from France. c. So, you want to talk baseball?!? d. Are you kidding? I was on third base by the time you finished reading the question. What is your idea of a romantic gift? a. A sweet nothing...from Frederick's of Hollywood! b. Gift? You mean I'm not enough? c. A bite of my candy bar. d. Some nice chocolates, a book by a favorite author, and a backrub. What pet name do you use when talking to your sweetheart? a. I like to call my imaginary friend "7 of 9." b. Something cute: honey, sweetie, sugar, pumpkin. c. Something sexy: baby, hot mama, master/mistress. d. I'm not really allowed to call them anything but their proper name. When meeting your sweetheart's parents you are most likely introduced as: a. My good friend. b. Your future son/daughter in-law. c. This dude/chick I met at that bar. d. The subject of that pesky little "restraining order." What was the length of your longest relationship? a. 24 hours -- he/she just couldn't get enough of me b. 2 years -- very romantic, but we grew apart...sniffle... c. 30 seconds (in person) to 10 minutes (online). d. 5 years -- but only as friends.